The Snowman Cometh

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Mon, 11 Jun 2012 01:02:17 -0400

I have decided to delete every single message from the Yukiki and Pokejinkas ask blogs! Sorry fellers, but hey, their ask boxes are now open for a bit and if you can still get a chance to get your questions answered.

SO GET THEM IN BEFORE THEY CLOSE AGAIN.

Ask box currently closed.

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 18:29:14 -0500

Reactions to the new outfit? [ Ponponpon? ]

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:55:59 -0500

….

It could have been worse.

I would love some snow out here in Texas, sir... Also, in your profile image, why is the number 1 coming out of your pipe? o3o

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:55:45 -0500

It’s for visual effect, my good anon.

Just to be curious, Bechnokid has done a lot of things with your design, including silly outfits, humiliating wigs, and other things like that. How is it you haven't frozen her yet?

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:54:25 -0500

As much as I truly despise her, she is the only one who has helped me gain the publicity that I have today….even it is more embarrassing than I ever wanted.

If your arms are branches, then why your legs aren't branches too? >:T

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:51:49 -0500

I would ask the same question, quite actually.

I mean this in no inappropriate way, only curious because I've been wondering for a while... Are your legs made of wood like your arms, or of snow?

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:51:23 -0500

It is no problem. My body is entirely made out of snow except for my arms.

Damn it Yukiki, I'm trying to have my normal morning walk; then all a sudden SNOW!! Why do you torture with your winter harshment? D:<

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:50:16 -0500

It’s what I do, dear. You best get used to it, kikiki.

oh hey yukiki look at this cake it looks ROCKIN' right?? but it's not made out of rocks, haha! only THE PUREST FLOUR AND THE FINEST SUGAR AND THE FRESHEST EGGS. and oh man it tastes like HEAVEN and LOVE and EVERYTHING GOOD IN THE WORLD it's so sweet and amazing and perfect. oh wait that doesn't matter because you can't taste! lol oh well! the more you know, right? HAHAHAOMNOMNMNOMNNMONM

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:49:12 -0500

I truly hate you. So. Very. Much.

have people viewed/treat you differently?....or perhaps mistaken you as frosty the snowman?

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:43:58 -0500

Yes and yes. Aside from the strange stares I would receive from others and children chasing after me around Christmastime, it is not so bad. However, there was one time I visited a town (Snowmonton, I believe) and the residents threw an ax at my head. Lost a good hat that day.

Why do you wear such clothes in summer? aren't they going to make you melt faster?

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:40:48 -0500

Wearing my clothes helps keep in the cold, for I don’t generate heat like most people do.

What are your eyebrows made of? :B

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:39:48 -0500

Charcoal, actually.

What if someone did a yaoi pairing with you and keroro?

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:39:21 -0500

I AM GOING TO KILL THEM. WITH MY BARE HANDS.

how do you do your job?

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:38:47 -0500

Get mission from Lord Shurara
Assassinate target
?????
Profit

Like a fortune cookie, does your nose have a fortune inside of it?

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:38:04 -0500

For Heaven’s sake, why would my nose have a fortune in it. I might as well as you the same question.

Why do you hate Keroro?

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:36:55 -0500

To be honest with you, I cannot help but hate him so much. It’s rather fun.

Keroro's birthday is today~ What present would you give him :3 ??

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:35:31 -0500

A nice blizzard would do.

I don't know if anyone has already asked you this, but, since you apparently never had a childhood, how did you come into existence? Did someone make you, was it magic, or did you just poof into being?

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:35:10 -0500

Lord Shurara was the one who made me. I hardly remember anything from that day, but apparently it was horrifying and hilarious to other members.

I'm just gunna stalk you now

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:34:26 -0500

Fantastic. Just fantastic.